A good night’s sleep is hard to find on the road in Peru, and sometimes even at home.
When we first moved into our apartment, I was worried about being able to fall asleep to the sounds of the city, especially the taxis and microbuses that stream by our building on Larco Avenue, honking at all hours, as if to keep themselves awake. In that first week here I remember talking about whether we should move to a different apartment. Then we discovered a fan in the closet, and with that turned on at night, there’s just enough white noise to take the edge off of the traffic. Larco Avenue is now the least of my worries.
I should own up to being a finicky sleeper. I like a dark room and complete silence, and so maybe my expectations are unreasonable. But let me tell you about a few of highlights of the year, and you can decide where the line should be drawn.
During a service visit in Piura last November, we stayed at a hotel with a good reputation, fronting on the central plaza. All went well until 11 o’clock that night when someone directly below us cranked up the music. As it turned out, it was karaoke night, and the karaoke bar was located directly underneath our room. Who knew? The hotel staff matter-of-factly assured us that the music would be over in an hour or so. Not to worry. Around 2 a.m., I carried a suitcase to a room at the far end of the hotel, trying to get away from drunken voices with no hope of carrying a tune, with no hope of wearing out.
One of the worst deprivation stretches came just this past week when we were in Huancayo, staying at Susan’s Hotel along the main street, Avenida Real. The first night I woke up at 3:30 a.m., thinking the TV was turned on in our room. It was a room across the hall. So I got dressed and went downstairs to ask the attendant at the front desk to please ask our neighbors to turn down the volume.
The second night was fine. The third night I woke up around 12:30 a.m. to a fierce knocking and insistent calling, “Antonio, Antonio.” I waited a few minutes, but the knocking continued. So I got dressed again, and in the hallway found a woman next door trying to get into her room. The same attendant was there as well, and he apologized and explained that the woman’s son had apparently fallen asleep in the room, and he had the only key.
On the fourth night I kept my shoes by the door. Sure enough, around 2 a.m. I woke with the room around me vibrating. It was the strangest sensation. It seemed as if a machine somewhere close by, maybe surrounding the room, was about to explode. I got dressed and went downstairs to find my friend at the front desk. He followed me upstairs and seemed as puzzled as I was by the sound; we split up and walked around the hotel in the semidark, the second floor, the third floor, the fourth floor, trying to pinpoint the source of the loud vibration. He found it: the water heater was acting up.
I was ready to head home to Lima, but there was one more service visit to go. The next night, I found myself sharing a room with two students, a stone’s throw from a river flowing deeper into the jungle. The only thing I heard that night was the glorious sound of surging water. One night to go. Though Casa Blanca offered more than 100 rooms, a complimentary breakfast, and a touch of elegance in a swimming pool, I seemed to be the only guest that night. It was just me and the attendant at the front desk. I was too tired to swim, and was ready to sleep by 10. And then, in bed, I heard a sound — a television set. In this hotel of three floors, with dozens of rooms on each floor, the management had placed the only two guests in adjoining rooms. I got dressed and went down to the front desk. The attendant apologized and said he could place me in another room, but with an added surcharge, or he could ask the people next door to turn down the volume. As tired as I was, I went for the polite request option, but without much hope (in fairness to the couple, it was only 10 at night). The most amazing thing was that I never heard another sound that night, and slept almost as well as I had along the jungle river. Maybe, just maybe, my luck is turning.
P.S. One of the most disturbing nighttime noises we’ve ever heard was back at home in Lima earlier this year. Around 4 a.m. we were awakened by the sound of a body hitting something hard like pavement. Then immediately we heard bawling moans, like that of a small child with an otherworldly tone. At first we thought someone was hurt on the street out front. I hurried down from our second-floor apartment to find the security guard at the front door, arriving at the same time as a woman who lives upstairs on the fourth floor. She said that her cat had fallen from the kitchen window and landed on the cement pad of our laundry patio, which is accessible only from our kitchen. We hurried back upstairs and opened the door to the patio. The cat came to her, apparently no worse for the fall. The only thing broken was the clothes line.